Tuesday, December 12, 2006

goddammit, buy gift cards and make our lives easier

i'm not dead. shut up. i'm just working christmas retail. wtf is your excuse? exactly. i win. now drop and give me 20. by 20 i either mean dollars or 20 chalupas. either way i remain fat and happy, so there's that. coming sometime this week- 10 things i hate about xmas consumers, 10 things i want, or 10 reasons i haven't been writing in here, though that's pretty self explanatory. 1-9 are called 'lane bryant', #10 is called 'i relish my free time and don't want to waste it on you peons'. suhweet.