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okay, yeah. i know i said i was going to update this thing more often but honestly that's your own damn fault if you believed me. so, su...

ahoy there, bitches. i've got a few minutes before the muscle relaxers kick in, so how about i litter your screen with drivel? why not. ...

so, i've been thinking (i promise not to abuse the power) and have decided that while lists of ten nonsensical things have been fun, tu...

alright y'all: it's thanksgiving. it's the time of year when, as we gorge on tryptophan-rich turkey and crunchy helmet-smashing ...

so this last weekend i went to chicago for the first time in my 26 years, and it. was. awesome. because i still consider myself too young a...

yeah i know, i keep coming back to music more than, say, books or palpable news items or what have you and i recognize that it's a bit t...

ohai, readers! how've you two or three been? i realize i have not written in this cobwebby corner of the internets in what, like, a quar...

christ on a crutch with bastard sauce people, okay, i WILL update. but you try living between two sets of dumbshit neighbors, one with parro...

i was originally going to start this final entry of 2007 with 'omg srsly wtf y'all, where did 2007 doth go?' but then i realized...

in the anonymous position i work dutifully for an unnamed employer that does nothing interesting whatsoever, there are occasionally things w...

supremely awesome friend: i wish *I* could write a blog people would want to read supremely awesome friend: but i don't rock like you ...

okay guys. i have a confession that isn't really a confession to make: i have a super-obnox case of ADD. (i had it *before* it was cool,...